What is the stupidest thing a Dr. has ever told you?
#324155 - 02/06/08 09:38 AM
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Nugget
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I had a doctor once tell me when I was concerned about my stomach that I was "too aware of my bodily functions." Duh! When my stomach is gurgling all the time and I'm crapping up a storm....OF COURSE I'm going to be aware of it!
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That I was just fat and depressed when I actually have sarcoidosis, a very serious,potentially fatal chronic illness! 
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Taking it one day at a time.....
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To take Imodium AD for constipation !!  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!!?
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"What do you want me to do about it?"
"Three times the fiber, three times the exercise!"
"You're probably depressed."
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for STUPID! 
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No kidding.... might as well of just given me a tube of super glue!! LOL 
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WHAT? Imodium for constipation?! It doesn't take an idiot to figure out that's not going to work!
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Michele...I'm sure glad you finally got some answers from some caring doctors. {{{hugs}}}
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That I had pulled a stomache muscle meanwhile I had a ruptured ectopic pregnancy that I nearly died from and had surgery for not 15 hours later.
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Cassandra
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IBS A 20+ years, Chronic Migraines, Chiari Malformation (decompressed June 22, 2010), Brachial Neuritis, and ??? the list just keeps growing, but I'm still shiny side up! 
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You need to cut down on your stress.
(Thanks, doc. I'm cured. Hooray!)
~nelly~
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