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      #323862 - 02/03/08 01:48 PM
hohoyumyum

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Too funny

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.




The children began to say:




Red......................Cherry





Yellow................Lemon




Green...................Lime




Orange ...............Orange



Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.




After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.




Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.






One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh, my God!! They're a**holes."





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Re: Funny joke... new
      #323881 - 02/03/08 06:22 PM
caitlineb

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Loc: bay area, CA

LOL

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Re: Funny joke... new
      #323897 - 02/04/08 04:41 AM
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