(not mine of course)
By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have
finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner
peace was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around
my house to see what things I'd started but hadn't finished... then, I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White
Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos,
the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake,
a bag of Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
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Take care,
Michelle
...the greatest of these is LOVE. (I Cor 13)
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