I always like to share good jokes that people send me. Laughter heals. So here's another...
#258420 - 04/16/06 12:02 PM
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hohoyumyum
Reged: 05/28/03
Posts: 2263
Loc: SacTown, CA
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As always, I apologize if anyone finds any of these offensive. I know this in very un-PC. But the sayings are a hoot.
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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cute
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Carol
nós somos o que nós somos e o descanso é merda
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A silly joke:
#258441 - 04/16/06 04:16 PM
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Snorkie
Reged: 02/15/05
Posts: 1999
Loc: Northern Illinois, USA
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This was in a recent Penzey's Spices catalogue.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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who had to read the third one six times before getting it?
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Have a blessed day!...Rachel
stable and sooooooo thankful!
I have IBS but it doesn't have me!
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Thanks for jokes. Love them. I paste and copy and take them to the rest homes. Ok? They love them. Bette
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