Irritable Bowel Syndrome Message Boards | Women in thier 40s(warning, may be offensive to some at the end of this)

I was just emailed this from a friend, hope you enjoy it as much as I did....

This goes for women in their 30s as well!!!!

In case you missed it on 60 minutes. This is for all you girls 40 years
and over.... and for those who are turning 40, and for those who are
scared of moving into their 40's...AND for guys who are scared of girls
over 40!!!!..This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why........

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's
usually something more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if
you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can
get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than
her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder
where you st! and with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of r easons. Unfortunately,
it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman
of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some
22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk
for free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against
marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire
Pig, just to get a little sausage

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Everything in life happens for a reason, patience will eventually tell us what that is......

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