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To all my blonde friends...natural and otherwise....
      #238289 - 01/13/06 12:37 PM
Shell Marr

Reged: 08/04/03
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Loc: Seattle, WA USA

got in an email from my Sister

Two bored Philadelphia casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A
very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrives and bets
twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She
says, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that, she strips from the neck down, rolls the dice and yells,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!

As the dice come to a stop she jumps up and down and squeals, "I WON,
I
WON!"

She hugs each of the dealers, gives them each a $100 tip and then
picks
up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departs. The dealers stare
at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she
roll?"

The other answers, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral:
Not all people from Alabama are stupid and not all blondes are dumb,
but
all men are men!

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heh, heh, heh..... ~nt~ new
      #238295 - 01/13/06 12:53 PM
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Loc: Massachusetts



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Carol

nós somos o que nós somos e o descanso é merda

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too funny!!! Love it! new
      #238333 - 01/13/06 02:48 PM
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funny!!!!!!!! ..... ahem, ... go skins.... new
      #238336 - 01/13/06 02:51 PM
ecmmbm

Reged: 02/23/03
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Loc: North Carolina



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Michelle
...the greatest of these is LOVE. (I Cor 13)


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