And now for something completely different
#231514 - 12/14/05 10:27 AM
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Snorkie
Reged: 02/15/05
Posts: 1999
Loc: Northern Illinois, USA
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So, a ham & cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
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*snicker*
#231519 - 12/14/05 10:32 AM
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atomic rose
Reged: 06/01/04
Posts: 7013
Loc: Maine (IBS-A stable since July '05!)
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Unfortunately, all the jokes I know off the top of my head are dirty ones. There's a surprise.  But I'll think of something to add to THIS discussion, I swear.
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This is from my father... who's Catholic, btw...
> This may come as a surprise to those of you not
> living in Las Vegas, but
> there are more Catholic churches there than casinos.
> Not surprisingly, some
> worshippers at Sunday services will give casino
> chips rather than cash when
> the basket is passed.
> Since they get chips from so many different casinos,
> the churches have
> devised a method to collect the offerings. The
> churches send all their
> collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for
> sorting and then the
> chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed
> in.
> This is done by the chip monks.
Yes, you can all groan now.
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The policeman was interviewing the man whose store had jus been robbed.
"It's bad," said the owner, "but it's not as bad as it would have been if he'd robbed me yesterday."
"Why is that?" the policeman asked
"Because today everything was on sale."
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LOL!! -nt-
#231527 - 12/14/05 10:42 AM
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atomic rose
Reged: 06/01/04
Posts: 7013
Loc: Maine (IBS-A stable since July '05!)
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A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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Microscopic Colitis, IBS-A, GERD, Hiatal Hernia
Bethany, Ontario, Canada
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I apologise in advance for the following jokes.
How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
-two in the front, two in the back
How do you know there's been an elephant in your fridge?
- Footprints in the butter
How do you know there's been two elephants in your fridge?
- two sets of footprints in the butter
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- so they can hide in the strawberry patch
How do you know there's been four elephants in your fridge?
- there's a Mini parked outside
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*Emma*
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