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If you were a condemned prisoner ...
      #214218 - 09/18/05 07:16 PM
jen1013

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and didn't have to worry about an IBS attack 'cause you were about to go hop on the electric chair, what would be your last meal?

Mine would be homemade beef stew, French silk pie, a bowl of peanut butter M&Ms, and lots of Cherry Coke.

(disclaimer: not implying that any of us would do anything to warrant the death penalty)

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HOT FUDGE CAKE! -- nt new
      #214220 - 09/18/05 07:45 PM
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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214228 - 09/18/05 09:51 PM
Stephie

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Loc: Vancouver, Canada

Mmmm, I would have lasagna and caesar salad, a mocha milkshake and an entire Dairy Queen ice cream cake for desert, hee hee. And a pepsi.

Can I have all that?

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214230 - 09/18/05 10:21 PM
steather

Reged: 01/29/03
Posts: 345
Loc: Phoenix, AZ

Tough tough question.

Lets see... A big juicy slab of HAM, or maybe a slice of greasy ham and pineapple pizza with lots of CHEESE. Maybe some greasy Arby's curly fries on the side. And then for dessert, Godiva chocolate cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory After eating that, can you imagine what kind of mess you could leave on the electrocutioner's chair?

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214237 - 09/19/05 04:36 AM
Dr. Spice Yamin

Reged: 04/15/04
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Loc: Maryland

mnnn beef tenderloin with red wine demi, ceamy mashed potatoes, mozzarella sticks, Lasagna, coke and Dr. Pepper.

haha sounds healthy.

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214249 - 09/19/05 07:00 AM
Betharoo

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Loc: Ontario, Canada

MMMm the choices are endless. I would start off with some MSG flavoured food, not because I miss MSG but I miss the extreme flavour that goes along with it. Maybe an assortment of dill pickle chips, cheetos, sour cream and onion. Main course: Chinese food... egg rolls, stirfry, chicken fried rice. Dessert: cherry cheesecake
and a nice big glass of milk to drink.

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A bucket of hot fudge sauce and a wooden spoon! -nt- new
      #214332 - 09/19/05 12:03 PM
Nelly

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Great question..! new
      #214350 - 09/19/05 01:04 PM
Sara-Sage

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Ok, I would eat:

- pizza with poutine and a few beers followed by a slice of black forest cake and some truffles with some Baileys on the side.

Or.... there's so much I miss eating!

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214390 - 09/19/05 02:42 PM
Portageegal

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Loc: Massachusetts

ALL of the above.....

Seriously, lobster, dripping in real butter. Then fried clams and homemade onion rings. Uh,..... shrimp. lotsa shrimp, fried, stuffed and just plain boiled. Corn on the cob with tons of salt and butter. For dessert .... hmmmm can you say cheesecake topped with chocolate mousse? A huge mug of coffee with a lot of Bailey's in it and whipped cream on top.
After all this I would be begging for them to execute me to put me out of my pain.

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Re: Perogies... new
      #214411 - 09/19/05 03:53 PM
Yoda (formerly Hans)

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Loc: Canada

stuffed with potatoes, onions, and cheese, fried with bacon and onion and served with sour cream, salt and pepper. Oh and something chocolatey for dessert.

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214412 - 09/19/05 03:54 PM
Snorkie

Reged: 02/15/05
Posts: 1999
Loc: Northern Illinois, USA

I'd have a nice prime rib, medium rare, brocolli, a ceasar salad, and a baked potato loaded with sour cream. If I still had room left and had not already slipped into a food-induced coma, I'd have a pizza with sausage and a ton of cheese. And a ham & cheese omlette.

For dessert, I'd have either cheesecake or creme brulee. Or both.

And then...I would explode and die, thus saving the tax payers some money on lethal injections.

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214432 - 09/19/05 04:56 PM
babymom

Reged: 02/24/05
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oh, fried chicken, meatloaf, mashed potatoes with butter and cream, corn, all toppped with gravy!!! and coffee ice cream for dessert!!!

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214447 - 09/19/05 05:49 PM
Snorkie

Reged: 02/15/05
Posts: 1999
Loc: Northern Illinois, USA

Coffee...oh goodness, yes. I'd have a huge mocha with full fat milk and extra whip cream.

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #214489 - 09/19/05 07:34 PM
Wind

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Turkish coffee. Tons of stinky french cigarettes. spinach, mushrooms, shallots, dill...and fish (ha! gotta leave with a stink!). Lobster, I think, with lime juice and herbs. I know most would go for butter, but I can't stand the stuff.
It's obscene, in my books. Oh...a salad of mache and asparagus. Hmmm...maybe an appetizer of either escargot or french onion soup, or both. Lots of overpriced water in those blue bottles. Dessert? Lemon or lime sorbet/ice. Exit like the "Little Mermaid."

Great question.
Kate.

Edited by Wind (09/19/05 07:37 PM)

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Oooohhhh! I like this question! new
      #214495 - 09/19/05 08:00 PM
Sheri01

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Posts: 1731
Loc: New Jersey

I think I would start off with...

french fries. Cheese fries with pepper and ketchup.

Maybe have some salad with some kind of creamy dressing, and lots and lots of raw vegetables. And fruit. All kinds of hard to digest fruit, like pineapples and stuff.

THen, the cheesiest, greasiest, pizza EVER. Lots of peppers and onions and stuff on the pizza. Accompanied by a couple of Killian Irish Reds.

For dessert, either a reese's peanut butter bup sundae or Apple Pie A La Mode with lots and lots of gooey caramel.

This is just one version, I am in a pizza mood right now, but I am sure I can come up with plenty of other versions of my last meal... : )

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YES!! new
      #214572 - 09/20/05 07:41 AM
Nelly

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"Cheesecake topped with chocolate mousse!" Brilliant!

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Re: If you were a condemned prisoner ... new
      #215045 - 09/21/05 06:39 PM
LittleLisa

Reged: 06/22/04
Posts: 2018
Loc: USA

I'd have a Pina Colada or Sex on the beach or a mudslide. A bowl of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream then a hot fudge sunday with nuts, caramel and chocolate from McDonald's(they have the best!)A salad with Creamy Buttermilk Ranch dressing and some Pizza Hut pizza. WOW do I miss this stuff

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LISA.. new
      #215060 - 09/21/05 07:54 PM
Dr. Spice Yamin

Reged: 04/15/04
Posts: 3286
Loc: Maryland

GUESS WHAT!

they no longer serve caramel sauce at mcdonalds. what a pain in the butt right.

haha I know this bc me and my little cousins went there for a little cheating this summer.

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This cracks me up! new
      #215105 - 09/22/05 05:38 AM
BL

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....how many of you would want ice cream or a hot fudge sundae for your last meal!!! That would be the LAST thing I'd want. I've never cared for ice cream. I don't dislike it, but I can take it or leave it. I see people in the grocery store with 2-3 gallons a week. YUCK! That's sickening to me.

Now, me .....I crave salty things! Give me a huge frozen margarita (with salt), tortilla chips and salsa, enchiladas with cheese sauce, sour cream, guacamole, chicken fajitas, nachos, etc.

Now that's the kind of meal I'd want for my last meal.





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Re: This cracks me up! new
      #215116 - 09/22/05 06:38 AM
anlikerm

Reged: 09/16/05
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Loc: NC

I'm with you! I REALLY MISS my Margaritas and Enchiladas!!!! Maybe that's why I'm sick, now. I use to drink A LOT of Margaritas!!!
God, I miss those!!!!!!!

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Re:Ashley new
      #215611 - 09/24/05 05:47 PM
LittleLisa

Reged: 06/22/04
Posts: 2018
Loc: USA

No way! Well good, if I can't have it than no one else can either! They are the best combined aren't they? I used to like to get to the bottom of the container and there would be gobbs of chocolate and caramel...mmmmmmmmmm

Shame on you for cheating I guess it was for the best that they don't serve it anymore or you would have been paying for it the next day huh

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