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Re: OMG!!!! I just..... new
      #200813 - 07/29/05 09:50 AM
Portageegal

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That happened here last night, but I don't know who did it. It happens here a lot. Unfortunatly, my room is right next to the bathroom, so besides hearing what they are doing in there I get the aroma, too. What a life.

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Re: OMG!!!! I just..... new
      #200814 - 07/29/05 09:50 AM
daliatree

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Hey Tina!!!
When I first came to NY and was living with my in laws (and was still really shy infront of them) I was taking oat bran on my oat meal and had been a bit backed up. One morning I did the HUGEST LOG EVER - it was perfect, so beautiful...a poo I had been longing for. Anyway, I tried to flush and there it stayed. I stupidly tried to flush again and suddenly the toilet (and they have a beautiful posh toilet) started filling with water and it looked like it was never going to stop. I was like "PLEEEEASE GOD make it STOOOOPPP) and it literally stopped flowing just at the brim of the toilet. Another inch and my poo would have been everywhere. I called my husband who was at work and had never used a plunger before so didn't know how to use it. i worked it out.
Another story - a friends sister (who doesn't even have IBS) was once babysitting at someones house and did a huge log that refused to be flushed down. So she took it out the toilet, put it in a plastic bag and brought it home with her! hahahahahaha - when we heard this story we couldn't get off the floor with laughter.
Today I officially certify you with experiencing what happens to everyone at some point - the non flushable blockage poo award goes to Tina! woooo hoooo.

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speaking of in-laws ... new
      #200818 - 07/29/05 10:00 AM
Portageegal

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A friend's mother used to tell the story of how, when she first came to this country, she met her in-laws for the first time. She was about to have really bad D and someone was in the bathroom, so she went in her room and grabbed a plastic bag out of her suitcase. Well, thinking she was being really smart she did what she had to in the bag. THEN she realized it was one of those bags with the little airholes in it and the D was coming out of the holes like a fountain. YUCK!!!!!

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Re: OMG!!!! I just..... new
      #200828 - 07/29/05 10:21 AM
Sara-Sage

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Thanks so much Dalia!!! You made me laugh out loud at my work. he he he

I flushed twice, it didn't go down, third time it overflowed so I ran out of panic. Yikes!

You are soooo lucky that you didn't have an overflow at hubby's parents. Yikes, that would have been terrible!

Thanks for the award, silly girl. You can give it to me in person in September when I'm in New york.

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Re: speaking of in-laws ... new
      #200829 - 07/29/05 10:22 AM
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Ohhhhh groooooossssss.

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Re: OMG!!!! I just..... new
      #200830 - 07/29/05 10:24 AM
Sara-Sage

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Oh god Beth. I wanted to be invisible at that point!

There's no maintenance number. They start around 3pm so I guess they'l find my little disaster then.

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Re: OMG!!!! I just..... new
      #200832 - 07/29/05 10:25 AM
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Oh god Shell. That's embarrasing, thanks for sharing.

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Won't they be in for a nice surprise! new
      #200836 - 07/29/05 10:33 AM
Augie

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Such a lovely "gift" you left for them!

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Re: OMG!!!! I just..... new
      #200881 - 07/29/05 12:47 PM
daliatree

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and I will DEF see you then lady! I am in Israel for my brothers wedding from the 15th to the 25th of sept so hope you are not coming then!?

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Re: Won't they be in for a nice surprise! new
      #200882 - 07/29/05 12:48 PM
daliatree

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hahahah beth you're hysterical!

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