Irritable Bowel Syndrome Message Boards | I thought this was funny considering the bra size conversation we have been having...

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>> RELIGIOUS BRAS
>
> A man walked into the Women's Department of Macy's
> in New York
> City. He told the saleslady "I would like a Baptist
> bra for my wife, size
> 36B."
> With a quizzical look the saleslady asked? "What
> kind of bra?" He
> repeated "A Baptist Bra" - She said to tell you that
> she wanted a
> Baptist Bra, and that you would know what she
> wanted. "Ah, now I
> remember" said the saleslady. "We don't get as many
> requests for them as
> we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the
> Catholic bra, or the
> Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."
> Confused, and a little
> flustered, the man asked "So, what are the
> differences?" The lady
> responded. "It is all really quite simple.
>
>
> The Catholic type supports the masses. The
> Salvation Army lifts up the
> fallen, the
> Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
> upright." He mused on that
> information
> for a minute, and asked "So, what is the
> Baptist type for?"
>
>
> "They," she replied, "make mountains out
> of molehills."
>
>
> Bra Sizes:
> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F,G,
> and H are the letters
> used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered
> why, but couldn't figure
> out what the letters stood for, it is about time
> you became informed!
>
> {A} Almost Boobs.
> {B} Barely there.
> {C} Can't Complain!
> {D} Dang!
> {DD} Double dang!
> {E} Enormous!
> {F} Fake.
> {G} Get a Reduction.
> {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't
> get up

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