Naming Your Colon
#111221 - 10/07/04 04:21 PM
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Hello,
I have been speaking to Kandee about starting our band, etc.
for next year's Vegaspalooza. Anyway, have any of you really tried to make friends with your colons? I have noticed that if you give it a name, then you can let it know exactly how you expect it to behave. I have chosen Jeffrey as the name for my colon. My reason is simple. We used to have a neighbor named Jeffrey and every day all we heard was "Jeffrey, what are you doing? Jeffrey stop that! Jeffrey you're gonna hurt yourself." I said, "No!, Jeffrey." Jeffrey, Jeffrey, Jeffrey all day long. I must tell you that my Jeffrey has been very good today especially after I showed him what he's gonna get if he doesn't straighten up. Benefiber! Yes, mam. Okay, now it's your turn. Purrs, Teresa 
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That's pretty funny! However, I don't think I'm allowed to put in writing the words that I would call mine  .
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Hi LittleLis
Sure, you can. I promise I won't tell anyone what you said. If not, then maybe you could just describe it.  Teresa
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Mine would have to be BOZO. Because like a clown I never know what it is up to!!!
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Now, we must all come up with a name because Jeffrey, Bozo, Donner's Pass, and Ouch are feeling, well, you know how they are! Names we need names. Teresa 
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He's irratating, acts up when you least want or expect him to, plus you just wish he'd go away and stay away. You have to let him now who is boss and insist he play by your rules!
About the next IBS Bash...since you can't come to ours we'll come to you. I can see it now. The next PoopStock 2005 (move over Joplin and Dylan the Witchy Chicks are taking over). Maybe Willy will come help us raise money. Free SFS with every purchase of a Texas Chicken Fried Tofuie Steak. We all sport Mehndi "helpforibs.com" art. You have the land so there's plenty of room for RV's, tents and sleeping bags. A pond you may have to stock so the DH's and DW's---non-IBS'rs can fish. Oh yes, and call Hank please, to see if they have a special running that week on Porta-Potties by the Dozen. Whatcha think, sound good? 
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