So you want to be a redneck? (my weekend)
#64614 - 04/25/04 05:34 PM
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JBI
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I've had the past four days off from work and took the first two days to do some errands and take it easy. Friday night I went out for a bit, but wasn't feeling great so just played a couple of games of pool then went home. Last night however, was a different story.
Some of the guys are getting kicked out of the house they are renting cause the owner finally sold it, so they decided to have one final crazy party. The theme was to go dressed as a redneck.
So I had on tight ripped jeans, a home made giant tinfoil belt buckle, a really tight 'wife-beater' take top (Which later had mustard, BBQ sauce, onion chip dip and beer poured on it). I had a greasy mullet coming out of the back of my mesh trucker cap with confederate flag logo behind the word X-Treme. Big 70's style aviator glasses by "harley Davion" (not davidson), black hockey tape over my tooth, and a bottle of red wine all to myself (in a paper bag of course). Almost everybody else dressed up as well.
Needless to say it was a crazy night. I think the highlight for me was my solo, top of my lungs sing along to ACDC's "Big Balls". Everybody was thoroughly impressed with my singing ability.
Surprisingly I feel ok today. a little tired and de-hydrated, but my stomach hasn't been bad at all. Mind you I haven't left the house all day 
Hope everybody else had a fun weekend. I just want to stress that this is not a normal weekend for me!
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Wow, sounded like it was a fun wild party (and outfit)...  you should have gotten a picture of your outfit! Glad you had fun (and were able to fulfill your dream of having a mullet  )
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Sounds like you had fun. Are there any real rednecks in Canada or just people dressing up like them? Just curious!
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wow....
#64687 - 04/26/04 05:49 AM
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jenX
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... where are the pics, Jamie!?
  
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Re: wow....
#64725 - 04/26/04 08:17 AM
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JBI
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The pics are on my computer, not sure if I'm going to post them on the net though. That's pretty incriminating.
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so...
#64736 - 04/26/04 09:10 AM
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jenX
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...there are pics, then?
you should send 'em to me. i'll tell you if you should post 'em or not! (*evil laugh*)
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after all of this... imagine everyone how much fun Jamie would be in VEGAS at the FALL SPRAWL?!!?!?!?
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very snazzy pic. the mullet is quite lovely....
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The narrator says..."there has been a private connection, yes, communication via email has occured"
Woohoo!
Cindy
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after all of this... imagine everyone how much fun Jamie would be in VEGAS at the FALL SPRAWL?!!?!?!?
I'll start practicing on my apology speech for the hotel when they arrive at the hotel doors to kick us out. LOL
- Jennifer
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after all of this... imagine everyone how much fun Jamie would be in VEGAS at the FALL SPRAWL?!!?!?!?
I'll start practicing on my apology speech for the hotel when they arrive at the hotel doors to kick us out. LOL
- Jennifer
LMAO... you better practice more then one.....we are there 3 nights ya know!! LOL
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actually, believe it or not I'm usually pretty quiet. I think that's why people enjoyed it so much. However, if I'm around friends and people I feel comfortable with, I usually have some good times.
(I figure people who can talk about poop, D, C, and all other such assorted things would classify as being comfortable with)
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GOOD..... then that must mean you will be a wild man when your with this crazy bunch!! LOL
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actually, believe it or not I'm usually pretty quiet. I think that's why people enjoyed it so much. However, if I'm around friends and people I feel comfortable with, I usually have some good times.
(I figure people who can talk about poop, D, C, and all other such assorted things would classify as being comfortable with)
Yeeeaaahh.. I think that fits into the definition of being confortable with someone! I can't wait to get weird looks as I'm playing my nickel slot machines and talking about the awesome BM with no spasms I just had that morning. LOL
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LOL....
All that plus an apology to any of the buffets where we wipe them out of white rice and french bread in 60 seconds or less.
Oh, and all the beverages being hot water only while we drag out our peppermint tea bags!!!
Jen, if I'm sitting next to you at the slots and you so much as mention poops I'm going to hit you with my cane!!!
LMAO
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Jen, if I'm sitting next to you at the slots and you so much as mention poops I'm going to hit you with my cane!!!
LMAO
Oh, this would be too funny.... but I REALLY don't wanna see her get hit! LOL
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Oh, this would be too funny.... but I REALLY don't wanna see her get hit! LOL
A few wines in her and she'll never feel a thing!!!!
Kandee
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Oh, this would be too funny.... but I REALLY don't wanna see her get hit! LOL
A few wines in her and she'll never feel a thing!!!!
Kandee
So, Jennifer will be playin slots by the bathrooms....so I can get her drunk (as promised) and Kandee can hit her with her cane.!! LOL
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So, Jennifer will be playin slots by the bathrooms....so I can get her drunk (as promised) and Kandee can hit her with her cane.!! LOL
Let's see if I have this right. The bathrooms are by the lounges (bars) and so the drinks are stronger if you buy them for her from the bar. She's just been smashed over the head by me, with my cane, for poop talk, and after a while in the bar she'll be talking to Elvis about wedgies? Ah, and then Jamie walks in as a bona fide redneck? Is that about right? LOL
Kandee
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So am I dancing on top of the slot machines then? And is this before or after I'm whacked unconscious by Kandee (because you know I'm going to talk about my social life with my toliet now!)? Because if I'm willing to talk about my BMs when I'm sober, I don't even wanna know what info is gonna come out when I'm drunk! Ick.. scary thought.
I'm thinking I'm going to have to take another day off of work to recover! LOL
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So, Jennifer will be playin slots by the bathrooms....so I can get her drunk (as promised) and Kandee can hit her with her cane.!! LOL
Let's see if I have this right. The bathrooms are by the lounges (bars) and so the drinks are stronger if you buy them for her from the bar. She's just been smashed over the head by me, with my cane, for poop talk, and after a while in the bar she'll be talking to Elvis about wedgies? Ah, and then Jamie walks in as a bona fide redneck? Is that about right? LOL
Kandee
Yeppers.... I think you've nailed it Kandee!! LOL
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So am I dancing on top of the slot machines then? And is this before or after I'm whacked unconscious by Kandee (because you know I'm going to talk about my social life with my toliet now!)? Because if I'm willing to talk about my BMs when I'm sober, I don't even wanna know what info is gonna come out when I'm drunk! Ick.. scary thought.
I'm thinking I'm going to have to take another day off of work to recover! LOL
I'd say before and then again after!! LOL
And as for takin another day off..... I've already planned that one...... We fly home Monday but don't do back to work until Wed!!
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I hate to tell you all but the bathroom are far an between.wear your roller skates.an run like hell.because there is standing room only sometimes.an food is on one side of the place an the bathroom on the other side.sometimes you can get a slots by the bathroom. Gerry from Las Vegas 
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