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Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
      #54475 - 03/26/04 07:40 AM
jules

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Kree's "Run Away, Run Away" post made me think of this.

Let's list our favorite movie quotes.

From Monty Python:

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. " ~ French Soldier

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts." ~French Soldier

Dumb and Dumber:

"We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" ~Lloyd Christmas


That's all I got for now, more to come later....






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      #54585 - 03/26/04 09:31 AM
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I am going to do a real sappy one right now but it is the kind of mood I am in.. It's from that movie "One True Thing" with Meryl Streep and William Hurt, Renee Zelleweger etc. The Dad is talking to his daughter at the Mothers grave side as she died recently of cancer and he is describing how he "pretends" at alot of things in his life like his job etc. But then he says his wife was "his one true thing." I just loved it.

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      #54600 - 03/26/04 09:55 AM
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Ooh, I love that movie! The book is awesome too!

Here's more:

From Friends:

*See below

"Hey, just so you know: it's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!" ~Rachel Green

"They don't know that we know they know we know." ~Phoebe Buffay




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      #54808 - 03/26/04 02:03 PM
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teeheee...

Ausitn Powers International Man of Mystery

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me?!
Austin Powers: Sorry BABY I didn't know it was your turn!

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      #54876 - 03/26/04 06:18 PM
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Also from Monty Python since I, like Jules, LOVE that movie:


**The guy is fighting the Black Knight"
Man: "Look! Your arm's off!"
B.K.: "No it's not!"
"Then what's that??" (points to his arm laying on the ground)
"It's but a flesh wound!"

**fighting continues until the B.K. has all of his limbs chopped off and the guy starts walking away**

"Hey! Come back here! I can take you!!"
"Oh, really? What are you going to do, bleed me to death??"

HAHA ok it's not really that funny unless you watch the movie....but the part where Arthur comes out of the fog and Patsy has the coconuts to make the horse sound, you gotta love that!!!!

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      #54887 - 03/26/04 07:38 PM
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I love Princess Bride!

I love the little guy whos always saying "inconceivable"

Also love Pretty Woman...

The line were her friend is telling her she is cindafu-----rella! (sorry if that offends anyone) I thought that was funny! I love that movie!!!

Jules, Friends is the best show!!! Are you going to be sad when its over???

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      #55124 - 03/28/04 11:00 AM
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Just have to say you made me watch this movie on Friday. Too bad I couldn't stay awake for the whole thing.

Another favorite movie is Better off Dead.

Jonny the paperboy: I want my two dollars!

Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T.

Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

Charles De Mar: [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn!

Gotta love IMBD and the favorite quotes. Makes it so much easier to remember.


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      #55225 - 03/28/04 06:13 PM
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Steph, the Princess Bride is my favorite movie of all time! I can practically quote the entire thing, it's so pathetic, lol. It's hard to pick out my favorites, but I'll try!

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

And I love the whole rhyming scene... "No more rhymes now. I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?"

"You've been mostly dead all day!"

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

I also have a ton of favorites from Pirates of the Caribbean, since my mom and I are obsessed with that movie!

"But why is the rum gone??"

"This is either madness or brilliance."
"It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."

"This dock is off limits to civilians."
"I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately."

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      #55234 - 03/28/04 06:54 PM
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"Inconceivable!" That's my favorite line from Princess Bride.

Ooohh and Pirates! LOVE LOVE LOVE that movie. My mom and I are addicted to it too.
"They're more like guidelines"

Kree--you and your mom HAVE to go see "Secret Window" if you love Johnny Depp as much as we do. It's scary though--Stephen King---don't say I didn't warn you!

Another favorite quote:
"The claw decides who will stay and who will go" --from Toy Story (by the three-eyed alien toys). This is particularly funny since my grandmother has a three-pronged cane. My aunt named it "the claw". So my whole family quotes this line every two seconds....

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      #55240 - 03/28/04 07:10 PM
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Oh... we're big fans of the claw quote and the aliens in general here too. We also quote Lilo and Stitch a lot:

"He is very persuasive."
"It's ok now, my dog found the chainsaw"
"Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience"
"And FLUFFY!"

And of course:
"Light the lamp not the rat!" from A Muppet's Christmas Carol


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      #55252 - 03/28/04 08:35 PM
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Quote:

Kree--you and your mom HAVE to go see "Secret Window" if you love Johnny Depp as much as we do. It's scary though--Stephen King---don't say I didn't warn you!



Ohhhh yeah, I can't wait to see that!! I'd see anything with Johnny in it...

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Re: Seinfeld.... new
      #55268 - 03/28/04 10:16 PM
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... my husband and I absolutely love it! We relate everything that happens in our lives to an episode of Seinfeld. For example, one day we were running to the car in the rain and my husband said to me "don't run like a girl - get your knees up!" I knew exactly what he was referring to - the episode where George and Jerry are running through the airport.

We get so many laughs from that show even though it ended years ago.

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Re: Seinfeld.... new
      #55298 - 03/29/04 05:51 AM
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I'm going to be SO sad when Friends is over Steph! My sister has seasons 2-6 and we have Friends Marathons all the time.

I watched Pirates of the Carribbean and Monty Python yesterday with my fiance. So so so good!



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      #55306 - 03/29/04 06:13 AM
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Our favorite lines: George has returned from saving the whale by retrieving the golf ball that Kramer hit into the whale's blow hole, and George proudly begins to tell his heroic story, "The seas where rough that day, my friends!"

And of COURSE (who could forget?):

The Soup Nazi! "No Soup For You!" -- When hubby's been bad, and I'm withholding sex, I yell at him, "No ---- for you!"



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      #55309 - 03/29/04 06:21 AM
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I ADORE Candler Bing. His sense of humor absolutely cracks me up. All he has to do is look at the camera, and he start me going. Here are my favorite lines:

CHANDLER: "Would you sleep with someone to get a great job?"
RACHEL: "I don't know. Who would I have to sleep with?"
CHANDLER: "Me."
RACHEL: "Why would I have to sleep with you?"
CHANDLER: "It's my game. You want the job or not?"


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      #55310 - 03/29/04 06:22 AM
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I can totally relate to every episode of Seinfeld, a co-worker and I can incorporate a day in the office to just about every seinfeld. If it's not at work it's at home, like I have a lot of hair, and when Elaine's boyfriend who was the "bad breaker upper" broke up with her and told her she had a big head, than the bird flew right into it and the little black man sitting on bench says "That bird flew right into your head, I've never seen anything like that before", have to see to appreciate, anyway I was out in my lawn last summer and guess what a bird flew right into my head, my neighbor and I laughed our butts off....well, she did. I love the movie The Jerk, if no on has ever seen it, see it!!!!

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Re: Seinfeld.... new
      #55311 - 03/29/04 06:22 AM
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Ahh, Seinfeld. I agree, that show is so hilarious. It's the best show about nothing I've ever seen! I love the one where every time they mentioned anything about a gay person they add, "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" And the one about the Bro/Manziere. LOL. Funny stuff.

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The Pink Panther new
      #55318 - 03/29/04 06:28 AM
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Peter Sellers (oops, sorry -- Inspector Clousseau) goes up to the very stiff French hotel desk clerk. Beside the counter sits a little dog.

Clousseau looks at the desk clerk and says, "Does your dog bite?"

"No," replies the desk clerk, very formally.

So Clousseau reaches down to pet the little pooch, whereupon the dog bites him. Clousseau turns to the desk clerk and says, "You said your dog doesn't bite!"

The desk clerk replies, "That is not my dog."

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How YOU doin'? new
      #55324 - 03/29/04 06:35 AM
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I'm terrible at remembering quotes. Really bad....

BUT I will swoon for any man who busts out with Joey's "How YOU doin'?"

I am currently overusing a quote from Starsky and Hutch. I love both Owen and Ben and adored the "Do it" scene. My best friend and I have been walking around town telling everyone to "Do it. Do it!" (yes, we "do" the voice. we have to! it's the whole point of the scene. besides, we are dorks when it comes to stupid voices! love it. )

I also had a long period where I incessantly quoted from Happy Gilmore, but I've grown past it now! (I loves me some Adam Sandler, too. Can you see I have a thing for funny men!?)

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      #55331 - 03/29/04 06:43 AM
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If you like The Pink Panther, then it's no wonder we are getting along...

I just love the way Peter Sellers uses his inflection, pacing and emphasis when he speaks in that role! My favorite is how he says "kidnapped." Kid-nap-ped. With the emphasis on the second syllable.

Stupid, but it makes me giggle. Everything I just typed rolled through my head in a Peter Sellers voice and I'm rolling right now! Thanks Bev! I needed this!



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Funny Men new
      #55342 - 03/29/04 07:00 AM
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Oh YEAH, Girlfriend. That's the first thing that attracts me to any male -- his sense of humor. He can be the ugliest creature alive, but if he has a great sense of humor, suddenly he becomes Prince Charming. Who could be uglier than Peter Sellers? Syd Cesar? Ernie Kovak? Peter Ustinoff? Theodore Bikel? Steve Allen? Oh, remember when Steve Allen lost it that time on camera, laughing hysterically, and his hat fell off, and he started sliding off his chair?

Or how about the clown who plays Doug on "King of Queens"? When he starts doing his thing, he cracks me up!

Yeah, it's their sense of humor that's attractive about them. It's the first thing I notice about any man.

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Drat... now I'm on a roll.... O Brother, Where Are Thou?-- Bona fide! new
      #55344 - 03/29/04 07:02 AM
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Oh, talking about Peter Sellers reminded me (for some reason!) of O Brother, Where Art Thou? That is THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!

"Them syreens loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"
"We're in a tight spot!"
"He's a suitor!"
"She done r-u-n-n-o-f-t!"
"I'm a Dapper Dan man."
"Do not seek the treasure!"
"I was not hit by a train. Damnit, I am the paterfamilias!"
"I'm gonna propose you a proposition!"

Delmar:You work for the railroad, Grampa?
Blind Seer: I work for no man.
Delmar: Got a name, do you?
Blind Seer: I have no name.
Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment...


I have to end this post now or I'll be here all day thinking about my favorite lines from that movie!

Ah.... "We thought you was a toad...."

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      #55353 - 03/29/04 07:29 AM
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That is without a doubt my favorite line in a movie.
From When Harry Met Sally, which also happens to be my favorite movie!
--Steph

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Monica's Motto new
      #55354 - 03/29/04 07:31 AM
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My sister played this on my answering machine a few years ago, telling me it was the funniest TV quote ever...

Monica: (on playing the stock market) My motto is, get out before they go down.
Joey: That is SO not my motto

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes It's A Wonderful Life new
      #55356 - 03/29/04 07:37 AM
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I love it at the end when the little girl is being held by Jimmy Stewart and she hears the bell ring on the tree and she says "Everytime you hear a bell rings another angel gets their wings"

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      #55358 - 03/29/04 07:40 AM
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YEAH! I forgot that one. GREAT LINE!!!

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Monica's Motto -- OH YEAH! new
      #55359 - 03/29/04 07:41 AM
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Gee, I forgot that one too. Hey, you're really good at this game, Steph!

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Oh THAT'S a good one! -nt- new
      #55360 - 03/29/04 07:43 AM
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Now you've done it... you mentioned my boyfriend! new
      #55361 - 03/29/04 07:48 AM
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KEVIN JAMES.

That's the guy on The King of Queens.

I own his HBO standup DVD and I've seen him in concert. He's HYSTERICAL.

Have you seen him do standup before? He does a riotous bit about how women pick out greeting cards. What a funny funny thing! He's got the BEST facial expressions. He doesn't even need to talk--- in fact for about 3 or 4 minutes during the card bit, he doesn't. I can see that a million and a half times without getting tired of it.

That's like Dana Carvey's "Choppin' Broccoli" bit. Hee! I'm peeing my pants right now thinking about that one...

And my other favorite comedy bit was the Blue Oyster Cult Saturday Night Live sketch. OMG. How FUNNY! And they were cracking up the whole time....

I think it's the best when they actors/comics crack themselves up! Remember the Carol Burnett show... that was a crack team and they were always laughing....

Ah.... funny men..... *swoon*

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      #55373 - 03/29/04 08:10 AM
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Will and Grace is another one with good lines.
My favorite is, they are playing cards and Grace is trying to cheat (or something) and Jack and Will find out...

Will: In this house, 2 Queens always beats a Straight.
(not an exact quote, but the funny bit is there)

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Re: How YOU doin'? new
      #55375 - 03/29/04 08:13 AM
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I like the Friends where Rachel is really drunk and so Joey says to her...
Joey: How you doin'?
Rachel: (slurring) I'm doin' good baby, how you doin'?
Joey: Ross, do not let her drink anymore!

And yeah, I have seen about every episode of Friends. So I have to be good at this game! I used to watch it late at nights 'cause I used to have a weird schedule with university/work. And I can remember almost entire movie/TV lines, but not what year the Warsaw Pact was signed... yeesh.
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I loved that scene! -nt- new
      #55378 - 03/29/04 08:17 AM
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      #55388 - 03/29/04 08:26 AM
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I LOVE JIMMY FALLON.
Funny men = sexy men.
Anywho, my favourite SNL skit is when they do Jeopardy and Will Ferrel is Alex Trebek. And I forget who it is that plays Sean Connery but it's SO FUNNY. One of the subjects was, "An Album Cover" and Sean Connery says, "Anal Bum Cover" and I don't know why, but I nearly fell over laughing. Uh, guess you hafta see it...
--Steph

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Re: Monica's Motto new
      #55398 - 03/29/04 08:44 AM
Kree

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Quote:

My sister played this on my answering machine a few years ago, telling me it was the funniest TV quote ever...

Monica: (on playing the stock market) My motto is, get out before they go down.
Joey: That is SO not my motto



LOL! Gotta love Joey...

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Funny men = sexy men. new
      #55399 - 03/29/04 08:47 AM
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Quote:

Funny men = sexy men.





SECONDED!!!

(Yes, Jimmy Fallon is in that category, for sure.)

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Re: Saturday Night Live new
      #55400 - 03/29/04 08:47 AM
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Quote:

I LOVE JIMMY FALLON.
Funny men = sexy men.
Anywho, my favourite SNL skit is when they do Jeopardy and Will Ferrel is Alex Trebek. And I forget who it is that plays Sean Connery but it's SO FUNNY. One of the subjects was, "An Album Cover" and Sean Connery says, "Anal Bum Cover" and I don't know why, but I nearly fell over laughing. Uh, guess you hafta see it...
--Steph



I LOVE those Jeopardy skits!! I think my favorite it when Sean Connery picks "The Pen Is Mightier" and says, "The Penis Mightier"!!

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Smelly cat, sm-e-ll-y cat, what are they feeding you n-t new
      #55404 - 03/29/04 08:57 AM
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ROTFL! That was a GREAT one! new
      #55405 - 03/29/04 08:59 AM
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Re: ROTFL! That was a GREAT one! new
      #55435 - 03/29/04 09:55 AM
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More Friends quotes. These are from www.imdb.com. Best site ever!
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Chandler: [To Joey who's removing his tie] Would you put that back on? Monica's gonna be here any minute.
Joey: But it hurts my Joey's Apple.
Chandler: [frustrated] Okay, for the last time. It's not named for each individual man.
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Rachel: Then the waiter spilled water down my back, and my boob popped out.
Phoebe: Oh, No
Rachel: It's ok. I have nice boobs.
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Joey: I can pass for 19, right?
Chandler: Yes, you can pass for 19.
Joey: Really?
Chandler: Yes.
Joey: Seriously.
Chandler: Seriously? Seriously, no, okay? You can play your own age, which is 31.
Joey: [gasps] I'm 30.
Rachel: Joey, you are not; you're 31.
Joey: Aw, crap.
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when Joey asks why Chandler's friend is called Gandalf]
Chandler: Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in High School?
Joey: No. I had sex in High School.
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Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but,
[points to Ross]
Monica: married a lesbian,
[points to Rachel]
Monica: left a man at the altar,
[points to Phoebe]
Monica: fell in love with a gay ice dancer,
[points to Joey]
Monica: threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire,
[points to the box Chandler's in]
Monica: livin' in a box!
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[In response to one of Joey's stupid comments]
Chandler: How do you not fall down more often?
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Chandler: From now on, I have no first name.
Joey: So - you're just Bing?
Chandler: I have no name.
Phoebe: All right, so what are we supposed to call you?
Chandler: Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me... Clint.
Joey: No way are you cool enough to pull off Clint.
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Phoebe: Um... Gene.
Chandler: It's Clint. It's Clint.
Joey: See ya later, Gene.
Phoebe: Bye, Gene.
Chandler: It's Clint. Clint.
Joey: What's up with Gene?
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Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.
Rachel: Have I been living with him too long or did that all just make sense?
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Chandler: You rent out these tuxes to celebrities for award shows.
Rachel: Yeah.
Chandler: You mean these tuxes have been down the red carpet with people screaming "Wow. You look fabulous." at them?
Rachel: Honey, could I recommend watching a little bit more "ESPN" and a little less "E!"?
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Joey: All right they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider.
[takes a glass from the fridge]
Chandler: Taste it.
Joey: [drinks from the glass and puts it back in the fridge] Yep, it's fat. I drank fat.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago.
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Joey: Where's my underwear?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You took his underwear?
Chandler: He took my essence.
Ross: Okay, now hold on. Joey, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?
Joey: It's a rented tux. Okay? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues.
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Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.
Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
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Phoebe: I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit.
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[Rachel doesn't take his advice]
Joey: Fine. No one ever listens to me. If the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
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Joey: You two were having sex.
Monica: No, we weren't.
Joey: Yeah, you were. I can see it by the back of Chandler's hair.
[to Chandler]
Joey: You are so lazy, can't you get on top for once?
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Re: I love it!!!! new
      #56288 - 03/30/04 11:33 PM
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We use the no soup for you line for just about eveything. Isn't it a great epsiode.

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Re: I love Joey - How YOU doin? -nt- new
      #56289 - 03/30/04 11:35 PM
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      #56372 - 03/31/04 08:31 AM
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The episode in which Joey and Chandler got into it when Joey put on all of Chandlers clothes, then got all sweaty? Remember the deal about "going commando"? Then, when Rachel and Ross were going out, and Rachel looked magnificent (of course), she turned to Ross and said, "oh, BTW, I'm also going commando." Whew! Gotta be the sexiest scene on TV EVER!

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