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Time for SMILES!!!
      #317793 - 11/01/07 07:07 PM
Flipada

Reged: 03/02/06
Posts: 1026
Loc: West Michigan, USA

We've had a lot of sadness and horrible, terrible, no good, very bad days around here lately. So here's what I propose...why don't we post some pictures, or jokes or something else that makes YOU smile here to share with everyone. I'll start.

This was Serena's first Halloween.



Love that smile!



And at my son's football game. My reflection in the glasses. And what else is funny? My DH is to the right and my ex-DH is behind her. He's been coming to all the games and sitting with us. Weird. But good.



Okay, now it's YOUR turn!! Make me smile.

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Flipada - IBS-C "It's a gas, gas, gas"
**Lauren**

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Re: Time for SMILES!!! new
      #317804 - 11/02/07 03:11 AM
blackrvn5

Reged: 04/02/07
Posts: 268
Loc: Virginia

If only you could see the picture....It is classic. This will either make you smile or totally gross you out.

Kitty Litter Cake Recipe



CAKE INGREDIENTS

1 box German chocolate or spice cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package (12 or 16 oz) white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent
SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper



Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill.
Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.
When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and dump in mixture.
Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top. Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.
Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!


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Susan
IBS-A, Gas, Pain, Reflux
"The first in time and the first in importance of the influences upon the mind is that of nature. Every day, the sun; and after sunset, night and her stars. Ever the winds blow; ever the grass grows."
Emerson, August 31, 1837

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I love it! nt new
      #317805 - 11/02/07 03:59 AM
Flipada

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Posts: 1026
Loc: West Michigan, USA



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Flipada - IBS-C "It's a gas, gas, gas"
**Lauren**

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My favorite dumb (and short) joke new
      #317807 - 11/02/07 05:58 AM
Snorkie

Reged: 02/15/05
Posts: 1999
Loc: Northern Illinois, USA

A ham & cheese sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says to him, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

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Re: I love it! nt new
      #317813 - 11/02/07 08:14 AM
auntdebs318

Reged: 10/18/07
Posts: 367
Loc: Yardley, Pa

I dont have a joke at the minute but had to comment on your beautiful lil girl!! She is so sweet and I love her ballerina costume. Her smile brightened up my Friday !!
Thanks for sharing..

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Babies is the plan for 2008!!Hope this IBS cooperates.

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Thanks. She's fun! nt new
      #317830 - 11/02/07 11:24 AM
Flipada

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Loc: West Michigan, USA



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**Lauren**

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Dumb joke! new
      #317834 - 11/02/07 01:01 PM
Toady

Reged: 04/06/06
Posts: 1299
Loc: A small city, Northwestern Ontario, Canada

How do you get a hanky to dance?

Put a little boogy in it!


BTW Lauren, Serena is ADORABLE!! My neighbour brought her 10 month old Nolan over dressed as a lion!! Too cute!

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Cassandra

Live like there's no tomorrow. Love like you've never loved before.

IBS A 20+ years, Chronic Migraines, Chiari Malformation (decompressed June 22, 2010), Brachial Neuritis, and ??? the list just keeps growing, but I'm still shiny side up!

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Serena's beautiful! new
      #317840 - 11/02/07 02:31 PM
Double J

Reged: 03/09/06
Posts: 900
Loc: High Rocky Mountains ibs-d

What do you find in every clean nose?

Finger prints.

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Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow”. Mary Anne Radmacher

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Funny Date Story - Long, but worth the read. new
      #317844 - 11/02/07 03:21 PM
hohoyumyum

Reged: 05/28/03
Posts: 2263
Loc: SacTown, CA

I don't know if this is true, but it's pretty funny.


If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!!

We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was mid winter ... Snowing and quite cold...and the
guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.

It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go
beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
her pants down and started.

In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her
butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
& indeed was a real gentleman & refrained from peeking.

All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to
the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the
moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so
long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded
to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down.
Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.'
And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being
pissed off'.
Oh, and how did the first date turn out?

He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show

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Re: Time for SMILES!!! new
      #317850 - 11/02/07 05:24 PM
Angela E.

Reged: 10/14/04
Posts: 2518
Loc: Michigan

SOOOOOOOO Cute! I wish I had pics that I could load up! I lost my digital camrea and had to buy a disposable for Halloween. My little Ava was a princess and Noah was Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story! They both looked so cute. Noah was bouncing around saying "To infinty and beyond!" and Ava's new saying right now is "Oh Yeah". So I guess that's my funny to share!!

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Re: Time for SMILES!!! new
      #317889 - 11/03/07 03:05 PM
BendeeWendee

Reged: 07/23/07
Posts: 392
Loc: Brooklyn, NY

My sister and I marched in NYC's Halloween Parade (as we always do) but this time my anxiety was in high gear 'cause I kept thinking of "what if I get sick while I'm out there?". Anyway, the anxiety "high" finally started coming down and I had a good time. Here are a few pics:

The Pink Ladies and Rizzo and Danny


My Sister and Me


On the subway heading out to Greenwich Village


The Paparazzi were all over us!


Pink Kisses


We found Sandy and Danny!


Back home after a great night!


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Wendy IBS A thru Z
Taking it one day at a time...


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Re: Time for SMILES!!! new
      #317892 - 11/03/07 04:52 PM
lalala

Reged: 02/14/05
Posts: 2634


Those are great pictures! What fun!

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Re: Time for SMILES!!! new
      #317893 - 11/03/07 04:52 PM
lalala

Reged: 02/14/05
Posts: 2634


Serena is so beautiful!

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Stupid jokes new
      #317895 - 11/03/07 05:41 PM
littlelani

Reged: 06/17/06
Posts: 387
Loc: Asheboro, NC

These are my favorite dumb jokes. They're stupid but they always make me giggle.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks "why the long face?"

2 men walk into a bar. The 3rd guy sees it & walks around it.

A rope walks into a bar. Bartender says "sorry, we don't serve ropes here." Rope walks into another bar. Again, the bartender says "we don't serve ropes here." The rope ties himself up, & frizzes out his top, then walks into another bar. Bartender, as expected, says "we don't serve ropes here, are you a rope?" The rope replies, "no, I'm a frayed knot." afraid not? get it? ha. ha. ha...

*crickets chirping*

oh well, I think they're cute! As is Serena! And BendeeWendee's pics!

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