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Pages: 1 Funny Haha....DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA       #295666 - 01/08/07 06:24 PM Edit Reply Quote hohoyumyum Reged: 05/28/03 Posts: 2263 Loc: SacTown, CA I don't know if this is true or not but, yowzers!, I'd have peed my pants. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one! -------------------- *********************** If you're not dead, you've still got time. Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Hahahaha!       #295672 - 01/08/07 07:10 PM Edit Reply Quote atomic rose Reged: 06/01/04 Posts: 7013 Loc: Maine (IBS-A stable since July '05!) That is too funny! Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Hahahaha!       #295700 - 01/09/07 07:00 AM Edit Reply Quote michele Reged: 06/02/03 Posts: 6886 Loc: southeastern michigan Thanks for the laugh!! -------------------- Taking it one day at a time..... Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Thanks I needed a good laugh! That's a great story. Is it true? nt       #295796 - 01/09/07 03:56 PM Edit Reply Quote Casper Reged: 10/16/04 Posts: 407 Loc: Memphis, TN Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     LOL! Too funny - thanks! -nt-       #295797 - 01/09/07 03:57 PM Edit Reply Quote Jennifer Rose Reged: 04/02/03 Posts: 3566 Loc: Fremont, CA -------------------- - Jennifer Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     HEHEHE that is a good one! -nt-       #295800 - 01/09/07 04:02 PM Edit Reply Quote Shell Marr Reged: 08/04/03 Posts: 14959 Loc: Seattle, WA USA -------------------- www.facebook.com/shell.marr www.myspace.com/shellmarr Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     It's supposed to be true. But I don't know for certain. n/t       #295806 - 01/09/07 04:26 PM Edit Reply Quote hohoyumyum Reged: 05/28/03 Posts: 2263 Loc: SacTown, CA -------------------- *********************** If you're not dead, you've still got time. Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Pages: 1

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