stupid joke but somebody will laugh!
#255046 - 03/28/06 05:43 PM
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray ca! n.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(This is bad!)
(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)
(You know you could just click off and not read the punch line....)
(You can still delete it)
(You know you! 're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
! "Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
-------------------- Have a blessed day!...Rachel
stable and sooooooo thankful!
I have IBS but it doesn't have me!
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he he! I got this one the other day! Maybe I sent it to you??
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-------------------- ~ Beth
Constipation, pain prodominent,cramps, spasms and bloat!
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Cute
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Groan.! n/t
#255095 - 03/29/06 01:00 AM
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cailin
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Owwww! -nt-
#255151 - 03/29/06 10:39 AM
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Nelly
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-------------------- ~ Beth
Constipation, pain prodominent,cramps, spasms and bloat!
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BAAAAAAAD Joke!
#255239 - 03/29/06 05:08 PM
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Bevvy
Reged: 11/04/03
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So why do I have this big stupid grin on my face?
-------------------- <img src="http://home.comcast.net/~letsrow/smily3481.gif">Bevvy
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