JOKE OF THE DAY (Just a Little Bit Nasty -- But Fun)
#239035 - 01/16/06 06:51 PM
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Bevvy
Reged: 11/04/03
Posts: 5918
Loc: Northwest Washington State
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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Oh my gosh, that was so funny that I can not type. My frustrated level just went to half down from over the top. Now if I had read that first Bevrs maybe I could have skipped my post called this is insane.
I think to day has just been one of those bad PTSD days and it got the best of me. But you lifted my spirits and my hope with that one.
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~~~Lisa~~~
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EEEEEEwwwwwwww........ too funny!!
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