Nelly's (dirty) joke of the day
#185586 - 06/10/05 03:23 PM
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Nelly
Reged: 08/06/04
Posts: 4381
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Three ducks walked into a bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the
first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said
Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to
the second duck, "Hi,
and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and
out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck
want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So,
you must be Louie?"
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"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is
Puddles." 
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Good one!
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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funny! -nt-
#185950 - 06/13/05 06:10 AM
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Sheri01
Reged: 04/19/04
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Loc: New Jersey
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-Sheri
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