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      #155218 - 03/01/05 08:10 AM
Luther Maze

Reged: 07/09/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Tampa, Florida

First off here's my favorite from the board I copy/pasted from; whoopiecushion
Quote:

There's a five alarm fire in my ass oh what class.
Can't walk can't eat, can't breathe
without getting gas
And it is clear to me
my mind and body are not is harmony
and my intestines are my enemy
It's a shame to eat and feel the pain
It's a crime that I sit here all the time
that I sit here making rhymes
It's a shame
I think I'm going insane.
You know I find it quite amusing
doctors fix hearts and lungs while snoozing
I can't simply equate
they can't fix my simple belly aches
So, I guess I will never see
the person that I was capable to be
cause my intestines have control of me
this porcelain throne attached to me
just simply will not let me be
Sometimes I want to yell go to hell
when the doctor says try some citrocel and
you will feel just swell
after 20 years of this IBS History
It's gonna take more than just fiber therapy
This is no longer any fun
I'm calling Dr. Kevorkian
I'd say doctor please oh please
take me from this terrible disease.
He'd say, no you have no deadly infection
just a bad malfunctioning rectum
So I guess I will have to wait
and naturally disintigrate
But while I site here waiting
I watch my spirit slowly fading
You know I don't do drugs or smoke
No not one.
But sometimes I feel like going out and having
some old fashion fun
and that's when I reach for
a shot of good ole immodium.
Wait to guarantee no trouble
You better make it a double.
So as your read this poem before me
You may think hey this women needs psychotherapy
But nothing could ever end this great sadness
Except putting and end to this intestinal madness.
You know some people dream of an office with a view.
I dream of an office with a loo.
Some say their prayers on bended knee
I say them while sitting in the office lavatory.
Dear God pleae make it stop
Make it go away
So I don't have to take another sick day.





One of mine;

Oh Master
why do you toy with me
In your oppositions land
I dwell naturally

I summon you
you answer not
Expected to travel on
But I can not

Oh Master
the one with the last word
you hand out freedom
indiscriminately
Why oh why can't
it be me

Fate Has denied me your hand
or was it me?

I see now this is so
for others sake
I will live in your enemies land

For now I will live
between you and life
for in time you will not be able to resist
me

you use time
to bring me pain
it is your mightest weapon
to those who fear you
you give too little
to those of us who love you
you give to much


There is no logic
to your working
Oh take me from your enemies land.


Another of mine; not nearly as good as whoopiecushion's though.
I like contradition
I really do
But you are the exeption
to the rule

You bring me peace
but are the cause of pain

I need you
can't live without you
yet I don't want anything to do with you

You will be with me
my whole life
'till death do use part'?
I made no such oath!

You let me know
I'm not just dreaming
for you are the souce
of my waking and sleeping nightmares

You assure me
my hopes and dreams will never be

The simple man
my only true dream...
yet fate has given me my throne.


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Life is but a memory on the breath of a dying man.

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One of my all-time favorites... new
      #155271 - 03/01/05 09:39 AM
atomic rose

Reged: 06/01/04
Posts: 7013
Loc: Maine (IBS-A stable since July '05!)

"A Boy Named Sue" - by Shel Silverstein, of course, made even more famous by Johnny Cash (another favorite of mine)

Well, my daddy left home when I was three,
and he didn't leave much to Ma and me,
just this old guitar and a bottle of booze.
Now I don't blame him because he run and hid,
but the meanest thing that he ever did was
before he left he went and named me Sue.

Well, he must have thought it was quite a joke,
and it got lots of laughs from a lot of folks,
it seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
and some guy would laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell you, life ain't easy for a boy named Sue.

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean.
My fist got hard and my wits got keen.
Roamed from town to town to hide my shame,
but I made me a vow to the moon and the stars,
I'd search the honky tonks and bars and kill
that man that gave me that awful name.

But it was Gatlinburg in mid July and I had
just hit town and my throat was dry.
I'd thought i'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon in a street of mud
and at a table dealing stud sat the dirty,
mangy dog that named me Sue.

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
from a worn-out picture that my mother had
and I knew the scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old
and I looked at him and my blood ran cold,
and I said, "My name is Sue. How do you do?
Now you're gonna die." Yeah, that's what I told him.

Well, I hit him right between the eyes and he went down
but to my surprise he came up with a knife
and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair
right across his teeth. And we crashed through
the wall and into the street kicking and a-gouging
in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell you I've fought tougher men but I really can't remember when.
He kicked like a mule and bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laughin' and then I heard him cussin',
he went for his gun and I pulled mine first.
He stood there looking at me and I saw him smile.

And he said, "Son, this world is rough and if
a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
and I knew I wouldn't be there to help you along.
So I gave you that name and I said 'Goodbye'.
I knew you'd have to get tough or die. And it's
that name that helped to make you strong."

Yeah, he said, "Now you have just fought one
helluva fight, and I know you hate me and you've
got the right to kill me now and I wouldn't blame you
if you do. But you ought to thank me
before I die for the gravel in your guts and the spit
in your eye because I'm the motherf**ker
that named you Sue."
Yeah, what could I do? What could I do?

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun,
called him pa and he called me a son,
and I came away with a different point of view
and I think about him now and then.
Every time I tried, every time I win and if I
ever have a son I think I am gonna name him
Bill or George - anything but Sue.

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Mine " In Memory of a Great Man" new
      #155337 - 03/01/05 11:46 AM
heather7476

Reged: 08/09/04
Posts: 2996
Loc: South East Michigan

The Moment they said you were gone
and the thing they said you had done
rings through my head like a never ending song
Why Why Why The question always there
you left no note as though you didn't care


Anger at you does me no good
confussion can be easliy understood
The pain of this is much more than tears
The loss of you a cross I must bear

So Goodbye my sweet Tighe I wish you here

It rained the day we gathered to say goodbye to you
as though God cryed at what his child had done
The pain you caused you will never know
I fear my tears will never slow and always show


Please come back this is the prayer I pray
I am sorry I not brave while standing at you grave
I never knew you felt so alone
There had to be another way



Memories are all you left us
Pain and hearbreak your legacy
Why when you loved by so many

Goodbye my sweet Tighe I wish you were here.

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TO Funny CASEY!!!! n/t new
      #155339 - 03/01/05 11:48 AM
heather7476

Reged: 08/09/04
Posts: 2996
Loc: South East Michigan



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Encouraging Words for All of Us new
      #155427 - 03/01/05 01:55 PM
Bevvy

Reged: 11/04/03
Posts: 5918
Loc: Northwest Washington State

When nobody seems to love you
And trouble's everywhere
When skies turn dark above you
And joy turns to despair,
When everything just falls apart
And no one seems to care,
Just look down deep inside your heart
and know that God is there.

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Not a Poem, But Wise Words Anyway new
      #155430 - 03/01/05 01:59 PM
Bevvy

Reged: 11/04/03
Posts: 5918
Loc: Northwest Washington State

Quoted from Mother Theresa:

"People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you.
Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough.
Give your best anyway.
For you see, in the end,
it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway."

-- Mother Theresa


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MY IBS POEM new
      #163969 - 03/25/05 08:05 AM
MT

Reged: 03/16/05
Posts: 20


Thanks for liking my poem, it helped me to write it and I still enjoy reading it, it makes me laugh dispite the craziness of this condition I have.
I have never been to this part of the site, and I was looking for my poem so I could show a friend and did a search and I came up in the living room. Though I have to admit, my poem is a little different then the rest of these poems. Hope you have a nice day. Meg (aka whoopie) also MT on the site because I forgot all my log info so I started over. Bye

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