Who's in charge?
#146006 - 02/02/05 05:44 PM
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Brendarific
Reged: 03/14/04
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Thought this was an appropriate joke to post here!
BODY MEETING :
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The moral of the story? The a**hole is usually in charge !!
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ROFL!!!!
#146007 - 02/02/05 05:47 PM
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atomic rose
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Too funny!
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LMAO!! -nt-
#146012 - 02/02/05 05:56 PM
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Stephie
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Casey?
#146024 - 02/02/05 06:16 PM
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How do you add cute things to the bottom of your post? I love that cat and dog!
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HA HA HA! So true!  
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Tina
#146041 - 02/02/05 06:39 PM
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atomic rose
Reged: 06/01/04
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Loc: Maine (IBS-A stable since July '05!)
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Super-easy! When you make your signature, in your Edit Preferences page, you add this:
[ image ]http://whatever-the-image-url-is.com[ /image ]
... but without the spaces. If you find an image you want, I can host it for ya, like I do for the profile pics.  I just found my little graphic by doing a Google search for "valentine's graphics".
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Thanks Casey. I will try this at work tomorrow! 
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LOL!
#146062 - 02/02/05 07:11 PM
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RachelT
Reged: 07/01/04
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Loc: Minnesota
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Too funny and too true!
Good one... thanks for sharing!
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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!
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How funny
#146068 - 02/02/05 07:20 PM
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Augie
Reged: 10/27/04
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I think my body parts better start making amends to my rectum because I could use the break! "Play nicely, guys"!
Thanks for sharing this with us.
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~ Beth
Constipation, pain prodominent,cramps, spasms and bloat!
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