Fibro Funny of the day
#114128 - 10/19/04 02:14 PM
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Linz
Reged: 09/01/03
Posts: 8242
Loc: England
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Top Ten Ways to Know your Brain is Affected by Fibromyalgia
1. You confuse your right arm with your left leg.
2. You discover 14 routes home from work, when actually there are only 2.
3. You avoid salad bars because too many decisions are involved.
4. Pre-schoolers beat you at chess.
5. The national weather forecast issues a fog warning in your brain.
6. You get distracted by clouds whilst driving.
7. People seem moe interested in talking to your pets than you.
8. You write daily reminders and have to include breathing, eating and sleeping.
9. You consistently lose memory games played with your two-year old son.
10. You need a new cheque book already as you've made so many mistakes.
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Linz.....WHERE Do you GET THESEW?? They're SO ME!!! Are you actually talking DIRECTLY to me...or is it my imagination?
Thnx Linz, you always give me a lugh with these...keep em coming!
Love, Ruchie
-------------------- Formerly known as Ruchie
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LoL!
#114240 - 10/19/04 09:46 PM
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SLiCKsGiRL
Reged: 06/20/04
Posts: 428
Loc: Western Washington
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Those are pretty good - they sound like me though, and I can't say I have fibro! And #6 is the precise reason I don't like to drive
Thanks for the funnies, Linz!
-------------------- ~*Amber*~
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These so far are actually nicked out of Mark Pellegrino's book "Inside Fibromyalgia". When I've run out of his, I guess I'll have to get creative!
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