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Pages: 1 | 2 | (show all) Trade-in required!       #4103 - 03/25/03 10:28 PM Edit Reply Quote KinOz Reged: 02/02/03 Posts: 909 Loc: Brisbane, Australia Classified Ad! WANTED Anyone willing to trade in their body for one that is "slightly malfunctioning". All applicants will be considered. For free you will get the following: - a whopping headache - a mind like a sieve (this morning I wore odd shoes to the shops) - hair that does not cope with humidity - gastritis resulting in severe nausea - a stomach bloated to ten times it normal size - a very sensitive colon full of trapped gas - a set of ovaries unwilling to release even one egg (IVF comes as a bonus "old friend") - crippling lower backache (thanks to the bloated stomach and sensitive colon) - a bladder that can sense when a bathroom is not near and instantly becomes "busting" I am also willing to throw in a range of different sized clothing designed to fit an ever bloating stomach. I know I'll be rushed off my feet after placing this Ad. But seriously everyone, sometimes the only way of making it through the day is to make a joke of it! Kerrie -------------------- What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Comic Relief, one of Shakespeare's better ideas-nt-       #4109 - 03/26/03 02:15 AM Edit Reply Quote ConcreteAngel Reged: 02/12/03 Posts: 612 Loc: New Jersey,USA -------------------- -Angela Healed in Jesus' Name Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Trade-in required!       #4114 - 03/26/03 02:48 AM Edit Reply Quote tlc Reged: 03/06/03 Posts: 207 Loc: Australia Yes, that did make me chuckle! Especially considering that I"m going through this list and thinking, 'yes' I feel like that tonight!! Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Trade-in required!       #4115 - 03/26/03 03:57 AM Edit Reply Quote mamaraggi Reged: 03/12/03 Posts: 19 Loc: Davie, Florida Hi! If you get any offers, let's see if they'll take mine, too! I'm more than ready for a trade-in or upgrade!!! but seriously, I have IBS-D and today I look pregnant! Yikes! What causes this bloating...I have tried to avoid any and all triggers? Thanks for the community laugh! Betsy Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Trade-in required!       #4133 - 03/26/03 07:23 AM Edit Reply Quote SharonMello Reged: 01/22/03 Posts: 996 Loc: Groveland, CA Kerrie - that was great! Have you ever considered a writing career????? I think almost everyone on this board can relate. Sharon -------------------- Sharon "Anything Chocolate"...that is all! Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Trade-in required!-Any takers yet?       #4176 - 03/26/03 04:21 PM Edit Reply Quote Peanut Reged: 02/09/03 Posts: 182 Loc: England I just wanted to say NICE ONE!! Needed a laugh today and that was perfect! Sheri -------------------- So much baking, so little time..... Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Trade-in required!       #4203 - 03/26/03 11:24 PM Edit Reply Quote louise Reged: 02/05/03 Posts: 836 Loc: canada I SURE DON'T BLAME YOU FOR PUTTING UP THE "ad", many times i have wanted to have a new stomach too. even sometimes wishing for some kind of operation to fix things for me(albeit inpractical). Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Trade-in required!       #4349 - 03/27/03 10:25 PM Edit Reply Quote juniorrachel Reged: 01/29/03 Posts: 140 Loc: St. Louis, MO i totally know what you mean! today i was crying and told my boy "i just wish i could step outside of this body for a while" hang in there, we'll all make it beth Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: We Got a Candidate!       #4358 - 03/28/03 02:17 AM Edit Reply Quote ConcreteAngel Reged: 02/12/03 Posts: 612 Loc: New Jersey,USA I was talking to my best friend Danielle the other day, and she was telling me that she wishes she could be sick and get all the attention and have people worrying about her. She told me that she would trade health with me any day of the week, just so she could stay home from school, get all the attention, and people worry about her. If only I could take her up for that bargin -------------------- -Angela Healed in Jesus' Name Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: We Got a Candidate!       #4433 - 03/28/03 03:36 PM Edit Reply Quote SharonMello Reged: 01/22/03 Posts: 996 Loc: Groveland, CA Angela - is she nutso??? Does she know how awful you feel sometimes? That's like making a deal with the devil!!! Sharon -------------------- Sharon "Anything Chocolate"...that is all! Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: We Got a Candidate!       #4443 - 03/28/03 05:51 PM Edit Reply Quote ConcreteAngel Reged: 02/12/03 Posts: 612 Loc: New Jersey,USA -lol- I know what you mean sharon. I dont think Danielle ever got a stomach ache in her life, so in her case, ignorance is bliss.My other friend, lisa, says she wishes she had my body because my ibs forces me to maintain a low fat diet and therefore, i am skinny. Lisa is overweight, and can not control her cravings for fatty food. -------------------- -Angela Healed in Jesus' Name Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Re: Trade-in required!       #4453 - 03/28/03 10:20 PM Edit Reply Quote kcj44 Reged: 03/23/03 Posts: 118 Loc: Elk Grove, CA If only we could fins someone to trade us their health body, even if it was only for one day. Today I was wearing my t-shirt out at work today, because I was cleaning the room, and two I was bloated. I have been adding more fiber and it hasn't been agreeing with me. A co-worker looked at me and said you look pregnant. I just looked at her and said, "Gee thanks, I really wanted to hear that." This was coming from someone who recently was diagnosed with IBS-C. I have decided to cut out the bran for a day or two and see if my gut area flattens out some, and my intestines settle down. Karen Print     Remind Me     Notify Moderator     Pages: 1 | 2 | (show all)

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