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GIRLS NIGHT OUT!!
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>This is cute. Mind you, I think we all deserve girls nights out!
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>Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married:
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>The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
>husband that I would be home by midnight: "I promise!"
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>Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
>a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the >cuckoo
>clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
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>Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
>times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
>solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
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>(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
>MIDNITE!)
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>The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
>"Midnight." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
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>Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
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>When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
>times, then said, "Oh. [censored]," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
>cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
>over the coffee table and farted."

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