Arg, having attack. Need advice.
10/05/11 12:18 PM
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Nelly
Reged: 08/06/04
Posts: 4381
Loc: Within stray mortar fire of DC
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I have friends over and I'm having a D attack...!  I've sequestered myself in my room, and am posting between bouts of violent pain...
My problem: I doubled over in obvious pain and ran outta the room... I get extremely sweaty durring bad attacks...so I peeled off everything and am now crampy in my night shirt.
My MEDICINE is in my BF's room (not smart, nelly  ) and I'm down to the last piece of toilet paper. This is a donnatal and imodium emergency situation. Do I:
1) Die of embarassment
2) Emerge sweaty, doubled over and limp-y out of my room and collapase at my friends' feet, begging for TP?
3) Make a mad dash across my living room in front of my stunned guests and dive Die Hard style, skidding sideways into my BF's bathroom, where there is hopefully some TP and leftover loperamide, and where I will be loud-and-stinky sick within general earshot of BF & guests AS THEY EAT (yeah, did I mention we were all EATING when this happened?  )?
I suppose I can call BF's cell phone and hope he has it on... Right now, I'm resigned to the fact that he will eventually open my door and find me helpless and tired on the pot, probably wasted away to nothing, being gnawed on by a pack of wolves. 
~nelly~ All advice welcome
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