Oh Michele. I really wish there was something I could do to help. But the only thing I can do is send you some hugs and pray for you, so I'll do that.
Hugs,
Ulrika, IBS-D
P S I don't know if you would laugh at the same things I do so I can't guarantee you'll find it as hysterical as I did, but just in case I will send a link to a really fun clip to your email.