These are SO fun to read!
I have many, so here they are:
Last year, I was getting ready to go out to the bars on a Friday night. I lived alone in my apartment and my back slider looked right into a set on condos and I had no curtain. I turned the lights out because I was getting ready (all you live-aloners out there, please tell me you walk around in your undies!) and I didn't want any of the creepy old guys spying on me. I had shut my bedroom and bathroom doors b/c I was smoking (I've quit!). Anyway, all of a sudden I needed to pee -- RIGHT NOW! So I got up and ran full-speed toward my bathroon. I rounded the corner and ... BAM! Face first into the closed bathroom door. I stumbled back a bit, dazed. I managed to give myself a bloody nose and a big lump on my forehead. I SO wish that someone was there to see it happen, but my neighbors must've wondered what the crap was going on up in here.
Two summers ago, I was at my parents house on a lake. I ran off their dock to do a cannon ball, slipped and went arse-over-ankles into the water. I managed to rip open the webbing between two of my toes and was in the emergency room for three hours on a Sunday night, waiting for stitches.
I walk into walls (even in my own home) and run into the same corner of the couch every day. My bf thinks it's hilarious!
I'm a walking disaster, klutz. I have no balance. I'll just be standing there and I stumble.
Ok, what're yours??
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~jules
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