REEEELY Bad Blonde JOKE OF THE DAY
#240055 - 01/19/06 08:24 PM
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Bevvy
Reged: 11/04/03
Posts: 5918
Loc: Northwest Washington State
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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her skin silky and beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door, and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean one-and-a-half gallons?"
The blonde replied, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
The blonde responded, "No, just up to my tits... I can splash it in my eyes."
...ouch.... 
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*groan!* -nt-
#240074 - 01/19/06 10:35 PM
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atomic rose
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Loc: Maine (IBS-A stable since July '05!)
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**giggle giggle**
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Cute!
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