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"A Minnesotan's Guide to Computer Lingo"

1. BYTE: how Lena stops Ole's advances.
2. LOG ON: dats how ya make da vood stove hotter.
3. LOG OFF: vat Sven vas trying to do vhen he burnt his hands terrible.
4. MONITOR: keep an eye on da vood stove.
5. MEGAHERTZ: ven a big log drops on your foot.
6. COMPACT DISK: vhat ya get from lifting logs dat's too heavy.
7. FLOPPY DISK: vhat da lefse looks like vhen it's cooked yust right.
8. RAM: da hydraulic ting dat makes da voodsplitter vork.
9. DRIVE: how you get home vend a snow's not too deep.
10. HARD DRIVE: dat's vhen you're going to Dalute vhen da snow's deep.
11. PROMPT: vhat you vish da mail vas during the snow season.
12. ENTER: vhen ya come on in!
13. WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 below out.
14. SCREEN: vaht ya gotta have in mosquito season.
15. CHIP: vhat ya munch on during da Vikings game.
16. MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bottom of da bag vhen da big ones are gone.
17. MODEM: vhat ve did to da hayfields last yuly.
18. DOT MATRIX: Lars Matrix's vife.
19. LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit.
20. KEYBOARD: vher ya suppose to put da keys so da Missus can find em.
21. SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utensils.
22. HARDWARE: vhen da missus starches da undervare.
23. MOUSE: vhat leaves dem turds in da cupboard.
24. MAINFRAME: da part of da outhouse dat holds up da roof.
25. SERIAL PORT: vhere da vheaties come from by boat to Dalute

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~ Rachel (IBS-C)
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade!!

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