Fried foods? Cheese? And the rotting carcass of dead cows? EW. How can he eats this stuff? And he's healthy? DAH-LING, would you REAAHLY want to be able to eat like him?
Is that the way they eat down in Georgia? Ew. And you have to cook TWO dinners? Wow -- your hubby wouldn't last long around this household! He'd be outa here so fast! Besides, has he ever TRIED any of "our" food? It's good stuff! Fix him an Antidepressant Brownie, but don't tell him it's one of "ours" -- and I'll bet you he won't kick you out of bed, Dahling!